Unnecessary Car Shopping With The Duck Duck.

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11/01/2018 at 15:42 • Filed to: Unnecessary Car Shopping

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Ugh, this is Shop Teacher’s fault. Looking for a RallyX beater and these two monstrous beauties are for sale near me.

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And this one

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Ugh...I wish I was in a better financial situation where I could buy one of these.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! nerd_racing > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/01/2018 at 15:53

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you might want to buy a refinery to pay for all the fuel too.  I do like the 79 silverados tho.  My first vehicle was one. 


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > nerd_racing
11/01/2018 at 16:08

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You shush. I have g rand stupid plans to put the body of one of these onto a 99-07 truck chassis and even swap the cab floors between the trucks to get better seats. I would also possibly shorten it to a short bed SRW. Essentially restomod.


Kinja'd!!! nerd_racing > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/01/2018 at 16:17

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why not start with something that is closer to a short wheel base?  LMC sells body panel re-pops that wouldn’t have any rust at all too. 


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > nerd_racing
11/01/2018 at 16:25

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Well ideally I would find one that's not a dually. Just finding a non rusty crew cab is hard around here in the upper Midwest. I don't think they actually made a short bed crew cab though.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/01/2018 at 16:28

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They did not make a short bed crew cab until the GMT-800 bodystyle.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/01/2018 at 16:28

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That’s magnificent!

TERRIBLE rallycross beater though :)


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/01/2018 at 16:41

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Mmmmmmm... tow rig excellence.


Kinja'd!!! M.T. Blake > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/01/2018 at 17:07

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I was about to tell you don’t buy an anemic 350 powered truck like that.... but you’re an informed consumer and picked TWO 454 trucks! If only we all had the money for all our wants... wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster!


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/01/2018 at 17:07

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The 79 looks better in the 2 pics they have of it......


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
11/01/2018 at 18:54

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The Chevy has VELOUR seats.  But the GMC has a newer engine.

Clearly you need to buy BOTH!


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > nerd_racing
11/01/2018 at 18:55

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He can solve the fuel economy problem by converting them to BEVs...


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > M.T. Blake
11/01/2018 at 22:28

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I wasn’t playing around with my truck choices.   With the way I currently eat its going to be #2. :(


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
11/01/2018 at 22:28

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A greed. Also doesn’t have that stupid chrome bar grille.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > M.T. Blake
11/02/2018 at 15:13

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If only we had the money for all of the gasoline ... Those trucks probably get about 4 mpg. Or is that GPM?


Kinja'd!!! M.T. Blake > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/02/2018 at 17:27

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4mpg is about right. Down hill with a tail wind, empty, and well waxed with properly inflated tires!